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step 1

buy a ford superduty truck ( keep in mind, a lot of guys have super duty trucks, but the ones that are not lifted a lot, or have only a mild lift are guys with normal size cocks, you my friend have a small one, so this is where you make yous stand out

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got to have big ass tires. get some 22.5'' semi tires and rims. now you got to lift

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air bags are hot. rip out the feafes make a bunch or tube brackets raising the stock parts, put in big air bags

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better get the mullet looking good, we are almost ready

since you just hacked the shit out of the suspesnion, and it is highly unsafe, you got to distract it from people saying that to you. you want them to think you have a big cawk remember.

get paint graffics that look like vomit. add flames, makes it like likes it going fast

every deisel needs stakes. so get some big ones, and make a lot of black smoke. chicks dig it

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cruise











ebay crap that will kill someone
 

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scary suspensions.com, you have a new member
 

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I wish my truck was big enough to run a stock rear bumper AND a 3-tube bumper! :wacko

With that and the mudflaps he pretty much has it where you can't see the stupid ass suspension.
 

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cheezwarrior said:
I wish my truck was big enough to run a stock rear bumper AND a 3-tube bumper! :wacko
I'm just glad I don't live in a state that requires it... :shocked
 

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truck looks ghey except for those big rig looking chrome stacks....
 

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I have seen that truck before and have talked to the owner about it a little. The scarriest thing is it runs a quarter mile in the mid 13 IIRC. It has a PSD with some major boost to help it along. I saw it drag race on a video clip on another site probably a year ago too. I'll see if I can find it.

O'h and about the small penis, from the looks of the owner I think that was exactally what he was trying to do with the truck.
 

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axaviere said:
scary suspensions.com, you have a new member
:stupid
that was the first thing i thought of. thing is, i got a buddy on tht site. his first project cherokee, the one with the orange everything and the trac bar crossing the the the damnit i can't think of the name right now :shrug
 

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:wacko What's wrong w/the supsension? JK
 

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This pic did it for me... think he's got alignment issue's? :twak


So... what's wrong with freaky paintjobs? :goodfinge
My dicks never recieved a complaint and infact generally gets compliments, so... what's the deal? Somebody jelouse? :shrug
 

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BlackiE said:
The scarriest thing is it runs a quarter mile in the mid 13 IIRC.

That has to haul ass!!! i mean... gay truck... but 13's?!?! :shocked

its got balls... and from this convo thats exactly what he is compensating for. :histerica
 

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4xPepe` said:
This pic did it for me... think he's got alignment issue's? :twak


So... what's wrong with freaky paintjobs? :goodfinge
My dicks never recieved a complaint and infact generally gets compliments, so... what's the deal? Somebody jelouse? :shrug

Thats sound like ownership of someone elses... ---->My dicks
 

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I can not believe some people. We live in a world that keeps getting more odd, day to day.
 

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I just attended the National Diesel Drags and Pull competition at the Pacific Raceway in Washington on Sept. 19th. It was really cool seeing those trucks run the 1/4 mile in the 13's. One modified truck broke into the 10's at 141 MPH. :rockon

I guess there must be a lot of small peckers out there. :shrug If I'd only known sooner I would have done some research while I was there. :shocked :histerica
 

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bronco culture said:
Thats sound like ownership of someone elses... ---->My dicks
Uh... what? :wacko
 
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