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The Anti Yam!
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I went to a Botchelorett party.

Yes you read that correctly.

My wifes sister is getting maried. They had the party at sissybottom's sisters house. I was asked becouse years ago Sissys sister was one of my best freinds, they neded someone to mix drinks, and Im funny at a party.

If you are a single male, and you can finagle your way in.
(and your the only male there)

DO IT!!!!!!!!

Any single male could get laid at one of these.

Girls are crazy.

(Yes my wife was there, no I did nothing that would upset her)
 

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derrick36 said:
Too much estrogen for me to deal with.

I'll happily pass.
DORK... it's a batchelorette party, not a freakin' tupperware party! :twak
Young'uns... I swaer! :drinkbud
 

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4xPepe` said:
DORK... it's a batchelorette party, not a freakin' tupperware party! :twak
Young'uns... I swaer! :drinkbud
All my freinds where like "dood, are gay or somthing?" when I told them I was going.

$40.00 worth of pizza, free.

I maid sure I was standing in the front yard with the pizza guy. ;)

And thats just the tip of the iceburg. :histerica

Lots aof dares.
 

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I wouldn't be there for the Pizza bud!
 

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Gacknar said:
Do you like boobs?

Yep. The ones firmly attached to katie.

4xPepe` said:
DORK... it's a batchelorette party, not a freakin' tupperware party! :twak
Young'uns... I swaer! :drinkbud

Batchlorette party, tupperware party, goddamn dildo testing party. There is nothing I hate more than a room full of loud ass women. I'd rather naw off my arm, than be a part of that.
 

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4xPepe` said:
I wouldn't be there for the Pizza bud!
I dont think your following me.

Boobs+booty=Free pizza.
and like I said, tip of the ice burg.

Alcohol = more later

I dont even like pizza.

Keep up with me here:toothless
 

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Ah... your not doin' anything but takin' home one of the hotties... but, that ain't nuthin special in your case. Ya lucky SOB!
Hang on dude... if you fall off that filly you'll be hard pressed to find another ride like that. A-hole! :goodfinge
 

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If you somehow end up in a strange batchelorette love triangle, get PICS!
We'll make a website and be rich! :toothless

Oh yea... you gotta stay out of the pics though! :uke:
 

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what, no pics???

i have to plan my buddys bachalor party, and im drawing blanks,
i thinking of getting about 20 guys together, having a bbq catereer around 7 at night, than a party bus shows up around 930 ish, and we go where ever. prob the strip club, but my buddies old man will be there, and his soon to be father inlaw, sooooo, it makes it a little difficult i quees
 

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blueoval78 said:
what, no pics???

i have to plan my buddys bachalor party, and im drawing blanks,
i thinking of getting about 20 guys together, having a bbq catereer around 7 at night, than a party bus shows up around 930 ish, and we go where ever. prob the strip club, but my buddies old man will be there, and his soon to be father inlaw, sooooo, it makes it a little difficult i quees
Let me try to help . My cousin got married a few years back . He had a couple of strippers at his party . The chicks put whipped cream on their boobs as part of the act. Next thing I knew , the brides father had whipped cream on his nose .No pics were allowed FYI.:toothless
 

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tonight is my bacherlor party..suppose to have 2...one for me and my good friends here and one the night before when everyone from across the country is here.


im actually kinda dreading going...cause they wont tell me shit. just knowwe are starting the night off at hooters for beer and food.


that is if we can quit working on Chris' bronco in time :brownbag
 

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this thread is worhtless without pics
 

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A botcherolett party huh? Sounds scary, didn't Napoleons troops die of botchalism in Russia...you are lucky!

Just pickin on ya...souns like a good time.
 

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Gacknar said:
I went to a Botchelorett party.

Yes you read that correctly.

My wifes sister is getting maried. They had the party at sissybottom's sisters house. I was asked becouse years ago Sissys sister was one of my best freinds, they neded someone to mix drinks, and Im funny at a party.

If you are a single male, and you can finagle your way in.
(and your the only male there)

DO IT!!!!!!!!


Any single male could get laid at one of these.

Girls are crazy.

(Yes my wife was there, no I did nothing that would upset her)
Sucks to be you . A room full of drunk horny women and your wife is there.......
 

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Originally Posted by Gacknar
I went to a Botchelorett party.

What? No pics?!?!??!

You sure "botched" that didn't you?
 
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