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four years ago today my girl broke up with me then came back a month later. Today, four years to the day she dumped me again. :cry

wtf. she says "we havent really been bf/gf for a while...we've been more friends" sure would have been fu**ing nice to let me know that.
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I cant even drink her away any more. (probation til march)


The shitty part is this is we live together and neither one of us can afford this place alone and cant afford to break the lease.

I feel like i have been run over and over and over. I kinda feel like a wus cause i called my mom.

By the age 15 i had my house burn down, get hit by lightning, my dog died, dad died, best friend moved away soon after my dad died. kinda felt like i was at the point where i had went through enough that i woundt have to deal wiht this shit for a long while. Now if feels like shit is all crazy again.

thanks for listening.
 

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I have this buddy, he could help you with your problem, his name is Jack Daniels. You should talk to him.:thumbup

On a serious note, whew, rough stuff man. It may be worth it to break the lease, what's that cost? 100-300 bux? i'd start saving. My .02

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:popc1: Just go out and find some willing girl and bring her home.. ie ex will freak out
she is playing you Probunly using you for a sucurity blanket as shes out hunting...... Just my been there done that .02
 

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bnkrtstk said:
Does she at least give you roomate sex? :toothless
yup i agree if she cant move out, tap that ass.
 

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Gacknar said:
Good, but.

Bang her Sister and/or best friend on her bed and make sure she accidentally finds the video.

Is better.
Wipe your pecker on her pillow afterwards, see if she recognizes the scent.
 

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Gacknar said:
Good, but.

Bang her Sister and/or best friend on her bed and make sure she accidentally finds the video.

Is better.
:histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica :histerica
 

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Oldyeller said:
I have this buddy, he could help you with your problem, his name is Jack Daniels. You should talk to him.:thumbup
NO!:twak

BAD!:twak

Jack Daniels is one of those twisty characters, after you're done talking to him, you realize nothing is solved.

You ain't the only one that has girl problems like that. I feel your pain brother. I am not too far from psychiatric help.

I still talk to her Grandmother on a daily basis. I've become really close to her and think i would actually have broken down and done something stupid......errr.....stupider. She gets a daily "how ya doing?" call and she brings me back to reality.
 

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Oldyeller said:
I have this buddy, he could help you with your problem, his name is Jack Daniels. You should talk to him.:thumbup

On a serious note, whew, rough stuff man. It may be worth it to break the lease, what's that cost? 100-300 bux? i'd start saving. My .02

Yeller
This means it's a joke Rob, remember jokes? they sometimes make you go like this :histerica ? ringing any bells?

Yeller:doh0715:
 

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Sorry man.

Was just at the doctor's office getting more bloodwork done....looks like my ulcer has worsened and now their talking about maybe doing some type of corrective surgery on that. I didn't even know there was surgery for an ulcer.

On a good note though, i got fondled by a really hot physician's assistant.......hope she didn't notice the erection.
 

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Bronco Rob said:
Sorry man.
I was just ripping on you

Bronco Rob said:
Was just at the doctor's office getting more bloodwork done....looks like my ulcer has worsened and now their talking about maybe doing some type of corrective surgery on that. I didn't even know there was surgery for an ulcer.
You need a stress reducing hobby, bloodwork sucks.

Bronco Rob said:
On a good note though, i got fondled by a really hot physician's assistant.......hope she didn't notice the erection.
I'm sure she didn't, they don't carry microscopes around with them.:goodfinge

Now cheer the F*** up,
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Oldyeller said:
You need a stress reducing hobby, bloodwork sucks.
Yea, thats why i bought a Bronco...to reduce stress.....too bad i can't work on it til my arm heals up.

Oldyeller said:
I'm sure she didn't, they don't carry microscopes around with them.:goodfinge
Is it bad that i was kind of hoping for it to turn into a really bad porn scene, where she would groan softly and be like "Oh, Mr. Kappenhagen" and the start spit shinin' the soldier? Then the whole me bendin' her over the examination table...

Oldyeller said:
Now cheer the F*** up,
Yeller
Hence the reason i am looking into medical help.
 

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bnkrtstk said:
Wipe your pecker on her pillow afterwards, see if she recognizes the scent.
Naw, use the drapes it drives her crazy !

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Bronco Rob said:
"Oh, Mr. Kappenhagen" .
With that last name, i'd just imagine her calling me by my first name:goodfinge , i think anyone uttering the word Kappenhagen would kill the mood. :histerica

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Especially since i am 100% German and have traced ancestors back to the defendants table at Nuremberg. That would kind of throw a monkey wrench into the works if you ever found out about the affair i am having with your wife!

(easy Yeller, just ripping on you)
 
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