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I think everyone at some point has had that moment where they just had the perfect comeback to some smarta**... I'd like to share mine.. And it involves my mother of all people lol
(love you ma :duel)

Ma: I have been there, I don't like their food!
Me: What.. No you havnt! You're lieing!
Ma: No I'm not! I have been there! (awkwardly shakes head)
Me: You're lieing because you shake your head when you lie!
Ma: What? I always shake my head!
Me: Yeah... Because you're always lieing!
Ma: :madder
Me: ibtl

Let's hear (or rather read) your 2 seconds of fame!
 

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I'm smarter because

A) my bronco has a train horn

B) I learned not to be a smartass toward my mom because I value intact bones.
 

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I don't claim to be smarter than anyone...

You spelled lying incorrectly.

That's all I got.

Who's next.
You used incorrect grammer.

That's all I have. :twak :twak :goodfinge


Made arrangements to meet a girl at a local dog park, so our dogs could have a 'play date' :rolleyes: ...don't frequent these places often, as I find my personality can sometime clash with the types that are there. Things were fine...till the girls friend shows up with her dog in a purse...proceeds to insult my dog and me in a smug way..Trapper could not possibly be a pure bred because he has a small white diamond on his chest...and how could I make what I do as a laborer. I am very nice, however. As I go to put in a chew, the little princess says....'oh...I thought this was a tobacco-free zone'...my reply?.....'hmmm, (spit)...guess I need to find a Bitch-free zone, don't I, Amanda?'...felt good:thumbup
 

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I'm sure you meant grammar... :popc1:
Haha.. :histerica...I did. Third grade was a blur....guess I caught GrammAr day and missed spelling day :duh

Touche, Tbred :duel
 

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We just promoted some district managers.

The one didn't laugh as hard at this joke as the others got the worse area.



An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next please!"
 
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