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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not
enough sunshine...

The population of this country is 273 million.

110 million are retired.
30 million are age six or younger.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
the work.

Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with kicking
the
Taliban's butt, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state,
county and city government.

That leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals,
leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work, You and me.

And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer,
reading jokes.

Nice, real nice...
 

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<--------- Im preoccupied with kicking the talibans butt
 

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Old, But still funny.
 

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and if i am sitting here reading this and laughing my ass off that means you are sitting there typing shit like that so i can laugh my ass off and get no work done so that leaves just you doing all the work, and on that note GET BACK TO WORK :twak
 

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hey! Id much rather attempt to make yall laugh, than work, and Im sure yall feel the same, who cares, it will get done eventually, right?
:goodfinge :goodfinge
 
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