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OOPS GIVE A DAMN IS BROKE
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Three couples want to be married in a prestigious church. In order to do this, the minister explains, they must abstain from sex for 30 days and then report back to him. Thiry days later, the first couple shows up and the preacher asks them how it went. “Well, it was tough, but we really want this, so we made it.” “Great, see my secretary and she will set chapel reservations for you.” The second couple comes in shortly after that and says, “We had a real hard time but…we did it.” “Great, see my secretary,” says the preacher. Then the third couple comes in and the minister asks them how it went. The man says, “It was really tough. We made it until day 28, and then…well, she dropped a can of corn on the floor, bent over to pick it up, she was wearing a mini skirt and no panties, and I couldn’t help it. I nailed her right there.” “You realize you are not allowed to get married in this church now, right?” the minister asks. “Yeah,” the man replies. “That’s OK. We’re not allowed to shop at that Safeway anymore either.”
 

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:histerica :histerica That was excellent! Kinda reminds me when I went out with my friend a couple weeks ago wearing my mini skirt and no, well um, you get the picture :brownbag Anyway, I had to have him stand behind me so I could get out of my chair without mooning the whole resturant :brownbag Sorry just had to share. LOL And sorry no pictures either.. :goodfinge
 

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this reminds me of Quest for fire. where the Cavey runs up to the pond and bangs the cavewhore while she's bending over.Anyone old enough to remember that?
 
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