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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen...

"Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking ! too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him.

"What in the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied,

I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
 

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thats awesome!! :thumbup
 

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A man walks into the kitchen where his wife has just dropped an egg into the water to boil.

"Quick!" she says, "You have to make love to me RIGHT NOW."

Not one to argue over good fortune, the husband obliges.

"Wow, what was that for?" he asked when they were finished.

She replied, "The egg timer's broken."
 

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Those are both hilarious. Gotta remember the first one for later ;)
 
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