This was copied from a fellow on one of my kayak fishing forums.
Heard a Dr on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, staying at home, we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this, we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, the maindar of a valiumun srciptuns, an a box of chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Send this too all who need inner piss. Am telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
OFFICER : What kind of truck was it?
Husband : A 1995, manufactured September 16th, Ebony Black 4X4 Ford Bronco with 5.8l 351W engine with Mass Air Flow, K&N Air Filter, led lighting, back up and front camera, custom Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats. There's a custom made console that holds a DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, four cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. It has a custom matching black softop and Weather Tech floor mats. Custom front and rear bumpers with a 12,000 lb. Warn winch up front. I added special alloy 17x10 wheels and 35" off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.
* at this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER : Take it easy sir, We'll find your truck.
Well, there was that one other time back in 20:20:20 2020 BC. Abram was hanging out in Ur and looked at his sundial that afternoon & thought "wow, this going to be cool. Too bad the sun will go down & we won't know exactly when it happens". :toothless
A recent thread made me think of this.
Post a random pic.
Anything you want.
Just keep it work and kid safe.
Here is mine.
My Chevrolete, 72 C-10
The Bronco bleeding tranny fluid everwhere
Now, post yours.
Anything you want.
Let the trash talking begin. We only had 8 conference games on the schedule before this announcement.... so 10 conference games is even more exciting.
I have been watching every sports movie or...