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Laws of Probability...................
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>
> Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with
> grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
>
> Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped! , will roll to the
least
> accessible corner.
>
> Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly
> proportional to the stupidity of your act.
> !
>
> Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
> busy signal.
>
> Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because
> you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
> Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
> were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
> every time)
>
> Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone
> rings.
>
> Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
> increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
> Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
> won't work, it will.
>
> Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
> proportional to the reach.
>
> Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
> the aisle arrive last.
>
> Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
> boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
> cold.
>
> Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker
> room, they will have adjacent lockers.
>
> Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly
> sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly
> correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
>
> Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
>
> Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what
> you are talking about.
>
> Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>
> Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
>
> Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,
> they will stop making it.
 

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Sway said:
> Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
> were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
> every time)
>
:histerica :histerica applies at the grocery store also...
 
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