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Seeking Tanelorn
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Life Would Be Better Lived Backwards

You'd start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready to start school.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then.......... you spend the last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
 

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Designated Tranny Killer
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good stuff
 

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Another plus to it as well would be life wouldn't speed up as years pass, they'd slow down!!!
 

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CheeseBurger Milkshake!!
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You forgot breast feeding. Sucking on moms boobs before you clock out as a five roper.

Other than that--rock on.
 

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Man with a Golden ticket
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That is just awesome! :rockon And so TRUE! :beer
 

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maybe I'm old fashion but I have never ever once thought about sticking my mom's boobs in my mouth
 

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Man with a Golden ticket
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maybe I'm old fashion but I have never ever once thought about sticking my mom's boobs in my mouth
I'm sorry were you a bottle baby?

I hear some shrinks specialize in this sort of condition. :thumbup
 

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Man with a Golden ticket
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:lolup That one took me a minute and I am old enough to remember. :beer


Curious as to how many here have any idea what you are referring to.
 

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life is great....goes too fast. Too much to do and so little time.
 

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Seeking Tanelorn
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:lolup That one took me a minute and I am old enough to remember. :beer


Curious as to how many here have any idea what you are referring to.
:thumbup
 

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Seeking Tanelorn
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Yup, I'm fullsize....
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That's a ancient joke - but still a good laugh....
 
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