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Three roomates go out on separate dates. Coincidentally, they all come home at the same time, sans date. The first one said, "You know you've had a good date when your hair is messed up." The second one says, "You know you've had a good date when your makeup is smeared." The third one didn't say anything, but instead reached under her skirt, removed her panties, and threw them against the wall, splat, where they stayed, stuck to the wall.


This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100
dollar bill tattooed on his dick. The tattoo artist asks why in
the hell he wants that on his member.
The guy replies that he likes to play with his money, likes to
watch his money grow and best of all, his wife can blow a 100
bucks without leaving the house.


A rooster and a cat are walking over water on a bridge. The cat
slips and falls down into the water. The rooster starts laughing
hysterically. What's the moral of this story?
Wherever there is a wet ***** there is a happy cock!


A little boy wanted to know what a vagina looks like, so he
asked his father.
"Well," his father said, "before sex, a vagina is like a
beautiful pink flower with soft satiny petals and a wonderful
aroma."
His father was silent for a moment, and the boy asked, "What
does it look like after sex?"
After thinking for a minute, his father said, "Well, have you
ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"


This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put him
in a coffin, so the wife told the mortician to cut it off and shove it up
his ass. The next day at the funeral the wife saw a tear in her dead
husband's eye. She bent over and said, "I told you it hurts you f******
bastard."
 

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78Bronco4x4 said:
A rooster and a cat are walking over water on a bridge. The cat
slips and falls down into the water. The rooster starts laughing
hysterically. What's the moral of this story?
Wherever there is a wet ***** there is a happy cock!



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