[Davids78Bronco]

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekdays and a case or two on the weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.





:toothless

 

[bnkrtstk]

That was funnier 5 years ago :goodfinge

 

[Spazmo]

Damnit I was ready to console you with kind words, now I'm just going to give you the :goodfinge

 

[trailbronco]

hahahahaha, I actucally felt sorry for you when I saw the title. I have to admit, that was very funny.

 

[Weber]

Funny stuff...

 

[derrick36]

Goddamn.:shocked

You had me goin on that one.

 

[jackhart]

what if it's not a joke?opc1:

 

[95_G&W_XLT]

:stupid :rofl:

hahahahaha, I actucally felt sorry for you when I saw the title. I have to admit, that was very funny.

 

[Bronco Rob]

what if it's not a joke?opc1:

His wife has him whipped into shape, he knows he isnt' allowed to speak unless she says he is. When he goes to get a physical at the doctor, he has to ask his wife to get his balls out of her purse so the doc can check them!

:goodfinge :goodfinge :goodfinge :goodfinge :goodfinge :goodfinge

If it was old i had never heard it, but i liked it!

 

[ToddACimer]

Beer makes you feel good 1 12 pack at a time

 

[arkansawer]

Wow, i was about to say damn if owning a bronco makes you lose your wife mine is now up for sale :goodfinge

 

[Bronco Rob]

Wow, i was about to say damn if owning a bronco makes you lose your wife mine is now up for sale :goodfinge

if your that worried about it, i'll give ya 5 bucks for it!

 

[Redwagon]

Wow, i was about to say damn if owning a bronco makes you lose your wife mine is now up for sale :goodfinge

what is...the wife or the bronco??????????:twotu:

 

[hunter234]

Wow, i was about to say damn if owning a bronco makes you lose your wife mine is now up for sale :goodfinge

My ex-wife left me because she was jealous of the time I spend with my bronco. She actually told me straight up that that is one of the reasons she left.

 

[BrokeCuzWheelin]

My ex-wife left me because she was jealous of the time I spend with my bronco. She actually told me straight up that that is one of the reasons she left.

I had a "girlfriend" (we never really dated but she said she was my girlfriend) that when I "dumped" her she got all pissed off and said I "care more about my truck than other people" and something else about how I don't listen to anything she tells me or something like that, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention...

 

[4sd4d]

I had a "girlfriend" (we never really dated but she said she was my girlfriend) that when I "dumped" her she got all pissed off and said I "care more about my truck than other people" and something else about how I don't listen to anything she tells me or something like that, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention...

Paying attention to what.


BTW I like the narrowed rear end on your truck.

 

[BrokeCuzWheelin]

Paying attention to what.


BTW I like the narrowed rear end on your truck.

What ever it was that she was telling me. As soon as she said "truck" I started thinking about whatever it was that I had to work on that night...


And thanks:thumbup