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I have someone in my life who is causing me a lot of grief. I tried to provoke this 320 lbs. minimum tub of lard to tango, last night but he wouldn't. I can't/wont go into detail on an open forum, suffice to say he is an asshat. What I need from someone is... I well I may be able to get access to his computer. If I were to turn off his anti virus protection, does anyone know of a web sight with the most worms and such that I could go or a step by step procedure to screw up his computer via system settings?

By the way, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't really do what I'm suggesting. I'm just showing a friend of mine how helpful you guys are, yeah that's it.
 

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Want me to come up there and poke him in the eye? Kick his ass seabass :twak :twak :twak :twak :twak :twak :twak
 

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It's hard to kick an ass you can't get to. He wont get close enough to me.
 

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asshate? Whats this guy got against ass anyway? :toothless
 

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I don't know, with the size of his pear ass, You'ld think it was something he liked, the way he keeps adding to it.
 

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asshate? Whats this guy got against ass anyway? :toothless
That's just the way Canadians talk:thumbup I like the way they say project - pro-ject
 

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Hell Waltman

I got 10 lbs on his cargo and I ain't pear shaped. Send him over and I'll hang him upside down until we get a heart felt apology out of the ba$turd. If you want me to go further just tell me he's voting Liberal !

As far as worms go I've got a hateful infection in the form of a spy catching program. It's called Spywarestrike. Seems Mr. Hyde must have been surfing porn and caught this wicked dose.

It's annoying as hell. I'm gonna have to wipe my hard drive to truly get rid of it and "Smitfraud" as well. Why not send him a free trail copy by e-mail ?

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What you need is some American ass-kicking ingenuity. If you can get to his car, and it is unlocked or has a sunroof...here is what you do.

Freeze a few cans of shaving cream for a couple days. Take them out of the freezer and chop an end off exposing the frozen contents. Now, I don't know, but if you guys have sunny days then this will work. All you need the car to do is warm up a little. Now if you can get into his car through a door, this will work GREAT. Put a can under each seat and maybe one in the trunk or glovebox or something. Now if the car heats up enough the shaving cream will expand. I think you can imagine the rest.
 

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Fish Emulsion.... inside the door if you can manage it :thumbup But again, works best on warm days :histerica
 

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Unbolt his driveshaft. He won't move so it isn't unsafe. IF he has a RWD car.
 

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50Gunner said:
What you need is some American ass-kicking ingenuity. If you can get to his car, and it is unlocked or has a sunroof...here is what you do.

Freeze a few cans of shaving cream for a couple days. Take them out of the freezer and chop an end off exposing the frozen contents. Now, I don't know, but if you guys have sunny days then this will work. All you need the car to do is warm up a little. Now if you can get into his car through a door, this will work GREAT. Put a can under each seat and maybe one in the trunk or glovebox or something. Now if the car heats up enough the shaving cream will expand. I think you can imagine the rest.
Won't the can blow up when you freeze it ?

I know regular pop cans blow their ends off up here when they freeze in your car. Sounds like a shot gun goin' off inside your car.

A pound of hamburger under the seat has been known to write off a car

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Won't the can blow up when you freeze it ?

I know regular pop cans blow their ends off up here when they freeze in your car. Sounds like a shot gun goin' off inside your car.

A pound of hamburger under the seat has been known to write off a car

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Fish emulsion has that same effect, especially if you can get it in the doors, where its not too easily "cleaned" out
 

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Leave a hand lotion filled condom in his mailbox so his ole lady will find it. Works better than an ass whoopin'-:goodfinge
 

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Leave a hand lotion filled condom in his mailbox so his ole lady will find it. Works better than an ass whoopin'-:goodfinge
if this dude is 350+ lbs, I doubt he has a woman... and if he does, I doubt she's going anywhere (cause she must be even worse). Good idea though :thumbup
 

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I've had good luck with opened cans of tuna under the seats, of course, the inside of a car can reach 135*+ in the summer here in Phoenix.
 

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JahWarrior said:
Fish emulsion has that same effect, especially if you can get it in the doors, where its not too easily "cleaned" out
I've heard of in the cowl vent or heater ducts working fairly well, too.
 
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