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A Mexican woman was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande when she
stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and
lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the
Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said she heard from a
cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever found a Genie.

The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth.
I'm a ONE-WISH Genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, PLEASE BE REASONABLE!
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done.
"PLEASE make another wish and please Be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I've never been able to find the right Mexican man...
You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, is considerate and fun, romantic,
likes to dance and helps with the house cleaning, children,is great in bed
and gets along with my family, and most of all is FAITHFUL.
That's what I wish for... a good Mexican man.

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,
"Let me see that freakin' map again."
 

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:stupid that a good un!
 
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