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F.O.T.Y. 2003
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and
because of the grief they have experienced, he decides to grant
them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, The
last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his a rear off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says:" Make 'em all ugly again."



:toothless
 

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F.O.T.Y. 2003
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Short Hot Love Story............

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU...
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND GROAN...
I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...
I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I
LEAVE.
YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.




ALL MY LOVE,
THE FLU
 
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