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ok where should i start,
ok first i tried to move my 85 marquis to my back yard via a sloped hill on the side of my house and it slid into a ditch so i tried to put hydrolic jack under it to get it up so i coud put a board under the tire for some traction but it didnt work so i went to lower the jack and my thumb got stuck inside it and became jammed inside and i had to carry it stuck on my thumb for about 20minutes (sweating my ass off cause it hurt so bad) until i could find a screw driver to pry the jack off of it and stepped in the same pile of dog shit 7 times (NO BS) and finnaly got that done. so i went back out to the car and it was overheating so i cut it off and called a tow truck to winch the car out of the ditch and got that done then parked the car back in my drive way and decided to pull the thermostat out to see if it would stop the overheating and got my socket set and got the first bolt off no problem but then the second bolt is angeled just right so i couldnt get it off with my midsize socket so i went to get my downsizer and a small extension which of course was MIA! so at this point im ready to go postal. i go to get my wrench for it and of course it MIA also! at this point im ready to load my gun, then i say to myself get a adjustable wrench and be done with it and of course its MIA too. so i just gave up instead of going on a shooting spree. so there is a summary of a shitty day for me . but on the upside i finished painting my 351w head
 

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colinlesser said:
stepped in the same pile of dog shit 7 times
:lolup


I would have given up after the second shoeful
 

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At least there were no cops around to spit on. Might teach you to put your tools away when you're done too
 

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Damn, and I think my days suck sometime. Your story made me laugh!
 

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That was a funny story. I have a habit of putting a tool down somewhere, and then forgetting where I put it and spending 10 minutes or so trying to find it.
 

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sorry to hear about your shitty day. At least you are able to tell us about it and make our days, so when we have a day like yours we can share and help make yours better
 

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Isn't it illegal for you to posess a firearm? You did recently go to jail right? and I don't imagine they just "forgot to put you on probation" so what would your probation officer think of you posessing a firearm? Now where did I put that damn Iowa City phone directory?

If you're gonna tell lies, at least make a list so you can keep them all straight. I thought you were gonna quit posting anyway?

Old Yeller
 

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it was a mistermeinor charge but i couldnt pay the fine thats why i sat in jail, you cant have a gun if you have been convicted of FELONY or domestic disputes, you need to think harder before you keep posting stupid shit man just like my other post about the vapor valve, telling me to get off my ass to look for the part, you think i havent already done that? ive been doing it for over a week!, so unless you have a (REAL) reason to post in a thread just stop
 

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Listen up you little f*cking troll, I've had it with you, as have most people that regularly post on this board. You're a liar, and you're a moron. Check back into the other post retard, I'll flame your sorry ass whenever and wherever I feel appropriate. Lets list your contributions shall we?..
I ran over a car in my bronco.............you've got to be F*cking kidding right?
I spit on a cop and went to jail.............he should've shot you where you stood
Replace your TPS.........I leave more mechanical knowledge in the toilet when I shit, then you've ever had in your whole body
I can't find a rollover valve anywhere, somebody send me one.............How about you get off your ass, go to the auto recycler yard, and pull one yourself.
My bronco got sold from the impound yard while I was in jail...........not only is this total bullshit, but it makes no sense, why would they just sell it and not keep charging your stupid ass for daily storage?

In Short, Get F*cking lost you sorry piece of shit.

EDIT: CAN SOMEONE BAN THIS ASSHAT ALREADY?
 

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colinlesser said:
it didnt work so i went to lower the jack and my thumb got stuck inside it and became jammed inside and i had to carry it stuck on my thumb for about 20minutes (sweating my ass off cause it hurt so bad) until i could find a screw driver to pry the jack off of it
How exactly did you get your thumb stuck in ur jack? :scratchhe
20 min to get a screwdriver? Did u whack off while looking for it or something? :thumbup
 

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Listen up you little f*cking troll, I've had it with you
Show me what he's done to you?? All I see is you trolling his shit...if he bothers you that bad stay outa his posts...

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EDIT: CAN SOMEONE BAN THIS ASSHAT ALREADY?
The only Asshat I see here is you...if you want this situation evaluated by the Mods, we can damn sure do it...but you may not like the outcome...

If ya hate queers...stay outa gay bars.
If ya hate chevys...buy a Ford.
If ya can't stand porn..watch G rated movies.
And if this dude bothers you so bad... stay out his post!
You can come back whining when he's actualy bothering you in one of your posts...Now who's the ASSHAT??!!!!
 

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colinlesser said:
you need to think harder before you keep posting stupid shit man
Funny, I was thinking the same thing about your post. Here's what I got out of it.

1- I don't know how to drive safely (let car slide into ditch).

2- I don't know how to extract a vehicle safely / use tools safely (thumb stuck in jack).

3- I have so little respect for my tools that I can't be bothered to properly store them (20 minutes to find a screwdriver?)

4- I don't learn from my mistakes (stepped in same dog shit seven times).

5- I clearly didn't pay attention in school when they were teaching punctuation. Punctuation is your friend, it helps others know what the hell you're talking about. To not use it makes you look somewhat foolish and immature. Unless that is what you're going for, and if it is then good job.

But on a nicer note, congradulations on not severing your thumb. My boss has managed to saw his thumb off not once , but twice. Ouch. Stay away from table saws and have a merry Christmas.:thumbup
 

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the car slid cause the slope was muddy but i thought i could make it , which i was wrong about, and as for the jack **** that thing, the reson it took me 20 minutes to find a screw driver was because my g/f had my toolbox hidding under her bed for some reason, and as for the dog shit that was totally my own fault for not looking or learning from the previos experience but you have to realize when your thumb is being crushed you tend not to think too straight, its more like (oh son of a bith you mother****er get of my god damn thumb! holy shit this hurts god damn mother****er!) excuse my extensive profanity
 
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