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Possibly the very best chicken joke ever :

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed after having sex.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says:
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
 

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we need a "tongue in cheek" smiley for occasions like this....
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Heck I could have answered that question for ya.....
 

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Broncomeaux said:
.....(in a verrrrry slow countryfied drawl, with toothless grin)......

I like chickn'.
Slloooowww 'n eeeeeasy is the way to go........ya know ya done good when the egg smiles and has a smoke, too...;)
 

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Well that is no lie, that Chicken keeps tellin that egg, "It's all visual for me baby, it's all visual". So if there was any chance for it to be a mutual thing, that chicken better start givin that egg some attention before hand.
 

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Amazing how the women got that joke faster than the men !

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FordFilly said:
Well that is no lie, that Chicken keeps tellin that egg, "It's all visual for me baby, it's all visual". So if there was any chance for it to be a mutual thing, that chicken better start givin that egg some attention before hand.

Agreed:thumbup
 

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marv said:
AND men who know women...:twotu:
That's a pretty tall claim there Marv !;)

Sixlitre (one who doesn't claim to know them, but has been "informed" by them from time to time)
 

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marv said:
AND men who know women...:twotu:
You mean men that desperately need the help of the purple pill??:rofl: :rofl:

JK!!
 

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You mean men that desperately need the help of the purple pill??:rofl: :rofl:

JK!!
Is that the pill that makes part of you purple ? Call me a fraidy cat but I've never tried them pills yet, the thought of them scare me.

It must be kinda like hitting the nitrous as you're coming up to a stoplight . You don't know if you're gonna get the green or if the redlight is gonna leave you purple for hours:toothless

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Man Six I heard that. The last thing I need is perscribed blue balls.
 
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