[Sixlitre]

Possibly the very best chicken joke ever :

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed after having sex.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says:
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

 

[JahWarrior]

we need a "tongue in cheek" smiley for occasions like this....
:toothless

 

[dsotmoon]

:histerica took me a second though :toothless

 

[marv]

I am not a chicken, never have been, never will be......

 

[Broncomeaux]

.....(in a verrrrry slow countryfied drawl, with toothless grin)......

I like chickn'.

 

[jackhart]

:thumbup :rofl:

 

[willjones4]

Man, he had to dust that one off before he told it. I think that one is older than I am....:goodfinge

 

[Foghorn]

Heck I could have answered that question for ya.....

 

[marv]

.....(in a verrrrry slow countryfied drawl, with toothless grin)......

I like chickn'.

Slloooowww 'n eeeeeasy is the way to go........ya know ya done good when the egg smiles and has a smoke, too...

 

[FordFilly]

Well that is no lie, that Chicken keeps tellin that egg, "It's all visual for me baby, it's all visual". So if there was any chance for it to be a mutual thing, that chicken better start givin that egg some attention before hand.

 

[Sixlitre]

Amazing how the women got that joke faster than the men !

Sixlitre

 

[Genetrix]

Well that is no lie, that Chicken keeps tellin that egg, "It's all visual for me baby, it's all visual". So if there was any chance for it to be a mutual thing, that chicken better start givin that egg some attention before hand.

Agreed:thumbup

 

[marv]

Amazing how the women got that joke faster than the men !

Sixlitre

AND men who know women...:twotu:

 

[Sixlitre]

AND men who know women...:twotu:

That's a pretty tall claim there Marv !

Sixlitre (one who doesn't claim to know them, but has been "informed" by them from time to time)

 

[81Bronk36]

AND men who know women...:twotu:

You mean men that desperately need the help of the purple pill??:rofl: :rofl:

JK!!

 

[Sixlitre]

You mean men that desperately need the help of the purple pill??:rofl: :rofl:

JK!!

Is that the pill that makes part of you purple ? Call me a fraidy cat but I've never tried them pills yet, the thought of them scare me.

It must be kinda like hitting the nitrous as you're coming up to a stoplight . You don't know if you're gonna get the green or if the redlight is gonna leave you purple for hours:toothless

Sixlitre

 

[2fastnaz]

Man Six I heard that. The last thing I need is perscribed blue balls.

 

[marv]

AND men who know women...:twotu:

That's a pretty tall claim there Marv !

Sixlitre (one who doesn't claim to know them, but has been "informed" by them from time to time)

Experience, son, experience...:thumbup

 

[Broncomeaux]

onto "old bull"-vs_"young bull" and the proverbial pasture full of heifers????