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Sneaky Ba$tard
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Got this on email...don't know if it's been posted before or not......... Fog


FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not

a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt

to hit on my friend. Amen.

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MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen

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Aint that the truth?
Especially the part about spending HIS money.
Most women are bottom feeding tarts who look pretty just to get by in this world.

(Discalimer): This is not an insult to the intelligent hard working women that the above mentioned women get mixed up with. Your hard work is always appreciated and noticed.

Its kinda like that comment Chris Rock the comedian says (A black man).
"Love my black people, hate my nigga's".
 

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hahaha.:lolup :lolup :lolup :thumbup :beer
 
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