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Damn Bank

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
woman at the

window "I want to open a damn checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir.
I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn
account now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not
in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank
to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees
that the teller does
not have to listen to such foul language.

They both return to the window and the manager asks
the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won
$50 million bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking
account in
this damn bank."

"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving
you a hard time?"

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money talks:lolup

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Yeah in some ways its sad........ Poor, poor unrich people........
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