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Ladies: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up".
Real Woman: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto:
"I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Ladies: Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Woman: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
might still have the headache, but who cares?

Ladies: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Woman: Just suck the ic e cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Ladies: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag
with the potatoes.
Real Woman: Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Ladies: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white
mess on the outside of the cake.
Real Woman: Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Woman: Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, s o I just don't do it.

Ladies: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening
jars easy..
Real Woman: Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

And finally the most important tip....

Ladies: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Woman: Leftover wine??



A good friend will come and bail you out of jail..
but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that was fun!"
 

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ladies: go home & go to bed...

real women: go to bed, then go home

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