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Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner.
They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass.


Don't laugh at our Southern names. (Merleen, Bodie, Ovine, Luther, Bruce, Matt, Rick, Tammy Ann, Darla Beth, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, etc.).
These people have all been known to kick ass.


Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke.
Nobody gives a flying damn whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever -- it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.


We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g., Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer.
Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your ass.


We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do sometimes have small lapses in judgment (e.g., Bush, Edwards, Duke, Barnes).
We don't care if you think we are dumb. We can still kick your ass.


Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments.
If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass.


We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up, spend your money, and get the hell out of here -- or we'll kick your ass.

Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel.
Everyone will instantly know that you're from Ohio. Eat your biscuits like God intended. Don't put sugar on your grits or we'll kick your ass.


Don't fake a Southern accent.
This will incite a riot and you will get your ass kicked.


Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we don't give a damn.
Many of us have visited Northern hell holes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Take your ass home before it gets kicked.


Yes, we know how to speak proper English.
We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away or we'll kick your ass.


Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted.
None of OUR lakes have caught fire like scenic Lake Erie once did. Whine about OUR scenic beauty, and we'll kick your ass all the way back into Boston Harbor.


Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say "sir" and "ma'am," hold doors open for others, and offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people.
Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.


So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live in the countryside?
That's because we have enough sense to not live in smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or Baltimore. Make fun of our fresh air and we'll kick your ass.


Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here trying to tell us how to cook Barbecue.
This will get your ass shot off (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Question our sacred BBQ, and you go home in a pine box -- minus your ass.



Other than the above, have a nice day!
 

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ScorpionBoy said:
dang, you hicks are violent. :goodfinge
Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your ass.
got it now or do i have to kick your ass

j/k
 

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broncoorboat's profile said:
Location: lancaster Pa
I'd like to take this moment to point out that you are a yankee


but all that stuff is true :rebelflag
 

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yes i know that but i am southern at heart
 

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All ya'll southerners with that ass kickin' attitude can KISS MY GRITS! :goodfinge
:goodfinge
 

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79F150 said:
Your confused your not southern but you maybe a red neck....:histerica
okay thanks i got it now
does the fact i took the bronco to the country club my parents go to prove that.
 

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Yeah man but I don't see nothing wrong with it. IMO




You might be a red neck if you take your Bronco to a country club.....:histerica



I am always busting my brother inlaws balls about being a yankee. He is from Buffalo. I will say their is nothing geogrphical about being a red neck. I have met them from everywhere.:drinkbud
 

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yessssssssssssssss its my lucky day
 

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At one time a few years ago ( and i'm sure it's till the same) there were as many people in NYC as there were in the whole state of Arkansas.
 

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dosdovi said:
I'd like to take this moment to point out that you are a yankee


but all that stuff is true :rebelflag
Thats the first thing I noticed, I read his post and than noticed he was from PA. Than I thought to myself does he even know where the north ends and the south begins :shrug

But hey no problem, I live in the south now, but was born in the north and lived half of my life as far north as the NY-Canada border. Only place I havent lived is out west.
 

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Steve83 said:
Mason-Dixon line, and yes, I actually know WHERE it is! :toothless I wonder how many Yankees do... (WITHOUT Googling it.)
I'll save some google bandwidth and answer it for them.

I-20:toothless
 

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pissrpr said:
I'll save some google bandwidth and answer it for them.

I-20:toothless
RIGHT AWN!
All the rest is true too. I love Waffle House. I was actually pissed Wednesday when I finished my first class early and was CRAVING some hash browns and sausage. But when I looked it up, there wasn't a Waffle House for 30-45 minutes and my next class started in about an hour! :(

So I went after my second class was over at about 2PM :toothless

You know what would make Waffle House better? If they had more of them... And if they served BBQ. :thumbup
 

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waffle house?!?!?! :uke:

I don't think I have ever been south of the MD line. But then again, i think the farthest east i have been is Chicago.
 
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