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· F.O.T.Y. 2003
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>A Texan, a Californian, and a Oregonian were out in the woods geocaching.
>By the campfire after dark, the Texan opened up a bottle of Yukon Jack,
>took a swig, threw the bottle into the air, pulled out a double-barreled
>shotgun, and blew the bottle to pieces.
>The Oregonian looked at him and said, "Why didn't you finish it?"
>The Texan drawled, "It's okay, we've got plenty of Yukon Jack where I come
>The Californian then pulled out a bottle of Cabernet, took a sip, then
>threw the bottle into the air, pulled out a small Derringer, and shot the
>bottle. He then looked around and said, "It's okay, we've got lots of wine
>in California."
>The Oregonian then pulled out a micro-brewery ale, drank it all down,
>tossed the empty bottle into the air, pulled out a .38 special, shot the
>Californian, and caught the bottle.
>He then looked over at the Texan and said, "It's okay. We've got plenty of
>Californians in Oregon, but I have to recycle the bottle."
>"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for ye are crunchy and taste
>good with ketchup!"
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