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Bob calls his buddy Sam, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend over to look at a horse.

Tell me about your friend..............
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and Sam asks him if he's looking for a male
or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

Sam picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks
him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

The midget ask "Can I see her t wat"?

Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls
him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
rephrase that;

Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?"

~Houston, TX
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