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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the
church, but one Saturday night the cock was missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened
in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning. During
Mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has! anybody got a cock?'

All the men stood up.

'No, no', he said, 'that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock?'

All the women stood up.

'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?'

Half the women stood up.

'No, no', he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?'

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.



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LMFAO :histerica
 

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I am serious. How come all those people went to a cock fight and for one of them to steal the priest's rooster was wrong. I did not find this funny at all stealing from a man of god.
 

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That is funny, Ill try to remember that this weekend and repeat it. Then I'll be the funny one. hehe.
 

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