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>>>>>>>A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,
>>>>>>>they connect, they end up leaving together.
>>>>>>>They get back to his place, and as he shows her
>>>>>>>around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom
>>>>>>>is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.
>>>>>>>Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the
>>>>>>>way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a
>>>>>>>shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on
>>>>>>>the top shelf along the wall.
>>>>>>>The woman is kind of surprised that this guy
>>>>>>>would have a collection of teddy bears, especially
>>>>>>>one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
>>>>>>>mention this to him, and is quite impressed by
>>>>>>>his sensitive side.
>>>>>>>She turns to him... they kiss... and then they
>>>>>>>rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.
>>>>>>>After an intense night of passion with this
>>>>>>>sensitive guy, they are lying there together
>>>>>>>in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
>>>>>>>smiling, "Well, how was it?"
>>>>>>>The man says, "You can have any prize from the bottom
>>>>>>>>shelf."

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FSB's Bastard Child
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Lolololol.
 

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search, you #$%@! noob
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i used to know some carnies...wouldn't surprise me if one of 'em actually did that. hysterical.
 
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