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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi! I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".

The man behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, he'll supply all of your clothes and meals will be provided because of the long hours . You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're kidding me".

The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it".
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