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IM FAT, YOUR UGLY!
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On the crapper?

LOL :popc1:
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I myself am a literary man... Magazines and sometimes books..
 

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search, you #$%@! noob
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talk on the phone quite a bit. hit mute when it's time to flush. :thumbup
 

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shit big shits
 

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What do you do when on the shitter....Ummm shit??!!??



Actualy I read, or play a hand held solitary game....
 

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Lick my balls
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Cross word puzzles or read the paper / look at flyers.
 

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Satyr of the Midwest
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Hell, I'm on the shitter right now. :toothless

I also find it's a good time to read manuals, reference books, etc. Yesterday at work on the crapper, I read through my Pocket Ref. book. Tons of good info in there that's likely to come in handy where I work. :thumbup
 

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IM FAT, YOUR UGLY!
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I am sooo mounting a flat screen tv into my crapper.... gotta be able to stream those really awesome movies into your private sanctuary..
 

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I prefer to think, but its often interupted with DAD... When I am at work I enjoy knowing that I am being paid to take a shit. Makes work a lot more enjoyable knowing what my shit is worth per hour..
 

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Lick my balls
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I prefer to think, but its often interupted with DAD... When I am at work I enjoy knowing that I am being paid to take a shit. Makes work a lot more enjoyable knowing what my shit is worth per hour..
:histerica:histerica:histerica:histerica Been there done that:thumbup
 

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Crap. I don't have time to do anything else. I'm an efficient crapper. Fast and clean. Every time.
:toothless
 

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Satyr of the Midwest
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Mike, you don't crap in public restrooms either, right?
 

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IM FAT, YOUR UGLY!
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Mike, you don't crap in public restrooms either, right?
I tend to leave the public crapping for only emergencies, I would rather shit at home in privacy than anywhere else..
 

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I rarley shit in public, but only because for some reason a shit doesn't hit me unless I'm at home. I can come home from work at any time, and as soon as I walk in the door it hits me there. Doesn't matter if I come home at 1:00pm or midnight.
 

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-90 xlt, 351w, e4od, man 1356, 3.55, sag, warn hubs, 35s. -73, 400, np435, d20j twin, 35s
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I used to read. Now we have a young dog, that if left alone, will do damage the house while I'm in there. So currently my main goal is to keep the slobber covered tennis ball out of my shorts. The score is me 108, dog 14. :doh0715:

Oh, & never, ever in a customer's house.

Edit -Make that never, ever in a customer's toilet.
 

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I must have a vengeful sphincter then. I always seem to have to go right before lunch break at work, or right before supper at my apartment.
 
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