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In Front of Jopes
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Well a local bar called Rumrunners is having a white trash dress up contest.

Any tips to look like white trash?

I can think of a "Red Neck Palm Pilot" on my hand

Wifebeater t-shirt

shave my head again?


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dress up like white trash and come party with us at Rum Runner's
$2 cans of beer
$4 packs of marlboro reds
$1 footlong hot dogs
$1 drinks for the ladies (9 to 10 PM)
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$500 bar tab for winner of hot dog eating contest (sign up at 10 PM)
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$500 bar tab for BOTH the "king AND queen of the trailer park" costume contest.
be ready to party hard!"
 

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MikeW said:
Well a local bar called Rumrunners is having a white trash dress up contest.

Any tips to look like white trash?

I can think of a "Red Neck Palm Pilot" on my hand

Wifebeater t-shirt

shave my head again?


Details
dress up like white trash and come party with us at Rum Runner's
$2 cans of beer
$4 packs of marlboro reds
$1 footlong hot dogs
$1 drinks for the ladies (9 to 10 PM)
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$500 bar tab for winner of hot dog eating contest (sign up at 10 PM)
AND
$500 bar tab for BOTH the "king AND queen of the trailer park" costume contest.
be ready to party hard!"
I've seen picks of you....you're good to go. :thumbup :goodfinge :histerica :histerica
 

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pull a couple of teef :toothless, or have a buddy knock some out, yellow em up a bit, get some bad breath, beer it up, go roll in the dirt, get fat, smelly pits, etc...
 

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Just go and Google "West Virginia" :toothless
 

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Just be yourself.















KIDDING!!!!! :toothless
 

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i take offense to ya'll degrading us poor white trash.

got to sport the mullet, get beer and grease stained wifebeaters. wear redwings with ducttapes on them. have a knife in each pocket. chew redman and let it drip from ya mouth. wear a trucker hat that has grease on it. NO watch we tell from the sun what time it is. and since you are at a bar take a 2 can beer hard hat with ya to drink from. black out your teeth cause they are rotted, eat a turd to get that breath smell. don't shave for a week. and get dirt and grease under you nails , and put grease marks on your crotch of the pants and your butt crack area. make sure pants are somewhat worn down.

If you couldn't tell i live around abunch of white trash.
 

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rips. If anything looks like it's been purchased since you graduated (or dropped out of) high school, it's all wrong. Mustache helps. If you can get away with it, don't wear pants. Just boxers and the wife-beater.

Edit: Boxers and the red wings would be even better!

Edit 2: And if you want to go for the full-out "COPS" look, handcuff yourself.
 

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Bronco Rob said:
Hold on, i'll call my ex-wife and get some tips.

Well, i tried calling her, but her phone was disconnected due to non-payment, i drove past her trailer and saw the car up on blocks, but she wasn't home. The hound dogs on and underneath the porch were going nuts. One of her 7 kids (unfortunately thats not a joke) told me she went down to the bar to play scratch offs and have some whiskey, says it will clear up the cold.

Sorry i can't help.
 

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Watch the movie "Joe Dirt". It will teach you everything you need to know to win.

a few more
Long ass side burns
chain to wallet
at the end of each sentance say (insert 80's rock band) Rules!
Bring your "sister"
 

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.... must bite lip.;)

Joe Dirt



Quotes
I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...

Keep on, keepin' on

My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Well today I'm gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner that's right I said Hemi

That shit'll buff out.
 

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Bronco Rob said:
hey.... i carry a chain wallet.
:stupid :goodfinge
 
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