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When a female tells you this you know what part of the month it is. :goodfinge
I went into a shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a gal a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a dickhead. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horseshit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
I went into a shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a police officer writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a gal a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a dickhead. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horseshit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more infringement notices he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.